Gobble, Gobble

OK kids!  Time to fess up!  Thanksgiving has come and passed - did you stick to your workout plan, or did you revel in rest?  How about your food goals?  Did you make smart choices, indulging in only the "once a year" treats?  Or did you embrace gluttony as though it were a religion?

Me?  I ate well, napped voraciously and enjoyed myself to the fullest. 

Tuesday's Tip, November 24th

"To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with." - Mark Twain

Unless there's another breaking news story about the hidden dangers of movie food, I'll be taking a breather until Monday, November 30th - when I will return to you (officially) as:
  • the old lady
  • the better half
  • the ball and chain
  • the little woman
  • the missus
  • the battle-axe
and
  • an honest woman
 

Hanes Off

6 pack abs, courtesy of a T shirt?

Yes, it's true.  Hell hath frozen over, and the pigs are flying in formation. 

Women have control top and Spanx, and now men have RipTfusion.

Billed as the Tshirt on steroids, RipTfusion (the Torso Enhancing Undershirt) is a:
"body-sculpting undershirt designed to support your core, shave inches off your belly and enhance your posture. Immediately, you will look and feel better in your clothes with a heightened sense of core consciousness.and promises to not only make you feel more confident, but to improve your posture as well".
For only $58.00 plus tax and shipping/handling, you too can hand over your self respect and trade sit-ups and supermen for a girdle.

Is anyone surprised that we're in the midst of an obesity epidemic?

Freaky Friday

Does anyone else find it incredibly amusing that the big news story this week is that movie popcorn is a "nutritional horror"? According to a U.S. study, a medium popcorn and a soft drink is virtually equivalent to eating three McDonald's quarter-pounder burgers topped with a dozen scoops of butter.  Yum.  Around the country, the caloric "cost" for a medium popcorn and a soda averaged 1200 calories and about 60 grams of fat. 

I don't care if you're a Weight Watcher, a Zoner, eat like Grok or follow Paleo guidelines - this should not be shocking news to you! 
"Who expects about 1,500 calories and three days' worth of heart-stopping fat in a popcorn and soda combo? That's the saturated fat of a stick of butter and the calories of two sticks of butter," said Jayne Hurley, (the Washington-based Center for Science in the Public Interest organization's senior nutritionist), in a news release.
Really?  I think any person who is mindful of what they put into their mouth to expect movie theatre snacks to pack a whallop.   Crap food is crap food.  Period.  When you choose to eat it, you know you're making a crap food choice, and you make your peace with that decision.  It's part of the charm.  In and ideal world, no intelligent person walks into a movie theatre and orders a popcorn over a bag of M&Ms thinking that they're making a healthy choice.  But people are strange (remember those Snackwell's Devil's Food cookies - they were fat free, people ate them by the box full and got fat).

While I think it's great that news like this gets out to the public, it strikes me as somewhat insincere that this "news" is being treated as shocking.  It seems as though these health organizations (as well as news outlets) are pandering to the lowest common denominator, buddying up to the public, holding their (virtual) hands and saying "OMG!  I totally didn't realize this was bad for me!  Did you?  How awful!!  They've been tricking us all along!". 

We need to expect people to take an active role in their own health.  We need to expect parents to look at labels, to Google nutritional data and to be make educated choices when feeding their children.  

In today's technological age, there is no excuse for ignorance.  If you don't know, ask. 

Buy your popcorn at the movies, but know that it's a treat.  A once in a while.  Just lay off the damn butter sauce - even if it were fat free, it'd still be nasty....

Milking the Goat

What's your goat? 

In the CrossFit world, a "goat" is a movement or skill that you either a) can't do for diddly, or b) hate with a passion usually reserved for that guy in college who never asked you out, or the girl who wound up dating him.

My goat: gymnastics skills that require lower abdominal strength.  I don't have the strength, and thus I HATE attempting the movements (skin the cat, toes to bar, knees to elbows), because really - who likes to feel inadequate? 

So, saddle on up to the bar and confess your goat. 

Holidaze

It's that time of year again.  The holidays.  For some, it's a time to cherish.  Others spend 10.5 months dreading the time between New Year's and Thanskgiving.

For me, it's a toss up.  I LOVE the extra emphasis put on good times with friends and family.  Not that I ever need an excuse to throw a party or have a good time surrounded by the people I love most - but it's great to know for a fact that those times are lining up like little ducks, one by one, week after week :)  On the other hand - my diet and my training take quite the whallop! 

No matter how mindful I am, it's definitely a month of little splurges and missed workouts. 
(Little splurges x many times) - workouts = increased ICK factor.
What's a girl to do?

The solution is so simple it's almost criminal:  chill out.  Seriously - just relax!  Make good choices (homemade desserts that rock get a thumbs up, if it comes in a box - big no) and sqeeze in some movement whenever and where ever you can.  Walk one way, take the subway back (if you don't have time to walk both directions).  Mini-WODs like half Angie, or 10 minutes of Cindy can do wonders for your psyche.  Remember the Potty Pull Up?  They're back in my rotation.  Handstand holds in the hallway, walking lunges to the restroom - anywhere I can get away with it, I add just a little bit extra to my day.

Never let your diet or your training get in the way of your relationships.  There is always a compromise to be made, but make sure that you err on the side of the human equation.  Trust me - in the long run you'll see that you get more mileage from the extra dinner party than you would from the extra workout and paleo perfect day.